Hi.

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British
[X] you drink a lot of tea.
[] You know what a brolly is.
[] Deal or No Deal has taken over your life.
[] you wanted Ben to win X factor.
[x] You use the word "bugger" or the phrase "bloody hell."
[] Fish and Chips are yummy.
[] You can eat a Full English Breakfast.
[] You dislike emos almost as much as you dislike chavs.
[] Its football...not soccer.
Total: 2

Italian:
[] The Sopranos is a great show.
[] Your last name ends in a vowel.
[] Your grandmother makes her own sauces.
[] You know how a real meatball tastes.
[] You know Italian songs.
[x] You have dark hair and dark eye color.
[] You speak some Italian.
[X] You are under 5'10''
[] You know what an Italian horn is
[] Pizza/spaghetti is the best food in the world!
[X] You talk with your hands.
Total: 3

Spanish
[] You say member instead of Remember.
[] You speak Spanish or some.
[X] You like tacos.
[] YoU TyPe lIkE ThIs On Da CoMpUtEr.
[] You are dark skinned.
[X] You know what a Puta is.
[] You talk fast occasionally
[X] You have high lights or have dyed your hair.
[] You know what platanos are.
Total: 3

Russian
[] You say villian as: Vee-lon.
[x] You get short tempered.
[] You know of somebody named Natasha.
[X] You get cold easily.
[] Rain is fun for you.
[] You get into contests all the time.
[] You can easily make do with the cold weather.
Total: 2

Irish
[] You think beer is the best.
[X] You have a bad temper.
[] Your last name starts with a Mc, Murph, O', Fitz or ends with a ley, on, un, an, in, ry, ly, y.
[] You have blue or green eyes
[x] You like the color green.
[] You have been to a St. Pattys day party.
[] You have a family member from Ireland
[] You have red-hair.
[X] you have had/have freckles
[X] Your family get togethers always include drinking and singing.
Total: 4

African American
[] You say nigga/nukka casually.
[] You have nappy hair.
[] You like rap.
[x] You know how to shoot a gun.
[X] You like chicken.
[x] You like watermelon.
[x] You can dance.
[] You can 'sing' gospel.
Total: 4

Asian
[] You have slanty/small eyes.
[X] You like rice a lot.
[X] You are good at maths. (Depends on the mood)
[] You have played the piano.
[] You have family from Asia.
[X] You laugh sometimes covering your mouth.
[] Most people think you're Chinese.
[] You call hurricanes typhoons.
[] You go to Baulko.
Total: 3

German
[X] You like bread. (I eat this by itself. It's awesome!)
[X] You think German Chocolate is good.
[X] You Speak some German.
[X] You know what Schnitzel is.
[X] You went to Pre-school.
[X] You're over 5'2.
Total: 6

Canadian
[X]You like/play/played hockey.
[]You love beer.
[x] You say eh.
[]You know what poutine is.
[]You speak some French.
[]You love Tim Horton's.
[]At one point you lived in a farm house.
[]You watch/watched Degrassi.
Total: 2

American
[]You hate foreigners.
[]You hate non - Christians.
[X]You're lazy. (Understatement. See, Pinky, I admitted it!)
[]You are not cultured.
[]You hate abortion.
[]But love the penalty.
[]You don't read.
[x]You shop at Wal Mart.
[]You think this survey is rather biased.
Total: 2 (Hehe, -ashamed-)

Not a shocker there. Ich bin ein Berliner, er...German! Deutsch! Whatever.

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